Hurtful Window Thoughts

Anyway…it hurts, though. Like, I can’t even think straight. I was driving a client around today and she was saying something about frameless glass balustrades. I’m usually interested in that stuff, because glass is cool and renovations are fun, but I was trying to listen and my headache was just so bad. But it was …

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Tomas Was Very Cross

In the last episode I watched with my kids, Tomas was carrying a shipment of hyperbaric chambers from a Melbourne company. Tomas asked his driver what hyperbaric therapy was, and the guy explained that oxygen chambers can be used for people with breathing and other health  problems. Tomas said that he had trouble breathing sometimes …

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Easy Drama

The ‘great’ Australian Trade-Off? More like…the lame Australian Trade-Off, heh-heh. Nailed it. I will admit, here and nowhere else, that I’ve never seen a single episode. But I got hired for this review gig by blagging about it, so I guess I better scan a few other reviews so I can make it sound legit. …

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Adulthood is Wicked…?

After discovering that yes, they are still performing Wicked! At Regent Street, I finally booked myself a ticket. All my friends have seen it and they were busy anyway, so I went along to see what all the fuss has been about. It was pretty good. I always thought the story of two radical skater …

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The Ultimate Room

This shall be the ULTIMATE UTILITY ROOM. It shall be a room like no other, full of utility and wonder and grandness on a grand scale. It’ll also be the only room n the entire apartment, because I’m tearing down the walls to make it the ‘ULTIMATE UTILITY ROOM’ trademark pending. I see no reason …

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Lunar Solar Power

I’ve made some big discoveries and it’s finally time to share what I’ve learned. I’ve been researching commercial battery storage, and like, wow. There are so many options available nowadays. The family is relying on me to get them to the moon in the first place, because I’m the one in charge of making sure …

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Why A Boat?

When I signed up for a family house swap, I actually thought it was going to be a family HOUSE swap. You know, swapping a house. Now we apparently have to live on a boat for the next six weeks, and not a houseboat either. Oh, no – this is an actual boat-boat, one that …

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Work Ruse Failure

I can’t decide if Blaine still thinking that I think he works in construction is insulting or hilarious. He comes home all grimy, his hair mussed up, spouting a bunch of nonsense about how he and the guys did something or another with their roof racks and bars, or how he was late home because …

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