Body Quit Welding

I’ve been welding for three days straight, without a single break. Well, I suppose writing this counts as a break, but I’ll explain that later. Really, I’ve stopped welding now, but not because I wanted to. I think this is getting confusing, so let me go back a bit. Basically, my girlfriend recently broke up …

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The Final Workshop

The final letter from my father led me back to Victoria. Although I was supposed to go to a mechanic in Hawthorn, I didn’t feel quite ready yet. I still had a lot to process. After the long drive from Queensland, though, I did actually need some car repairs. So I drove toward the city …

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Book Marketing

I’ve been thinking about how I am possibly going to market myself as an author when I (hopefully) land a literary agent and a publisher. It’s something that fills me with great anxiety, as my entire career and future could depend on how good my marketing is. Unfortunately, when you get a book deal the …

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Need a Painter

I’ve been wanting to get in contact with a painter for a while now, as I have a pretty big project for them. The problem is that I don’t have a computer in my home, nor do I want one. My mobile is one of the old flip phones, so I can’t access the internet …

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Stopping Space Wizard

Bandit and Frankie finally returned under the light of a full moon. They had plenty of hardware that I desperately needed and had even purchased plumbing supplies, despite the fact that I’d forgotten to put it on the list. We gathered at our secret base: the former director’s building for Australia’s Next Top Office. “Your …

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Window Tinting Fake

I had an interesting morning. Now, I have actually been lucky enough to meet the Great Window Tinter himself, Zach Jordan. You might remember him from such films as Fly You Fools and its sequel, Fool of a Took. He’s a great actor, and I thought we were so lucky to have him leading us, …

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Ingrown Toenails Blog

Hey everyone! Welcome back to my weekly blog. As always I’d like to thank everyone for their continued support and remind you all to subscribe for more content and exclusive giveaways.  As you all know, I have always been very open and honest about my life in these blogs and I have received great feedback …

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Strange Sighting

We’ve all seen the movies that reveal secrets about the constitution of the United States. We know they’re all hyperbolic, and oftentimes completely fabricated. This isn’t one of those stories. I’m about to drop a bombshell that will shake not only America, but the entire world to its core. The American constitution was not signed …

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