Boxing Boxes

Welcome to the Ultimate Boxing Competition blog, where we go into shallow detail on all the latest news for the UBC. Today’s match will be taking place between Boxy and Bocks, in the lightweight category. These guys are small boxes, but they could easily pack a punch against anybody who isn’t a trained boxer or …

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Bad date

The other day I was out on a date with a really lovely gentleman. Naturally, I always have to embarrass myself in some way on a date that I’m looking forward to. This time, I bit down too hard on the fork. It didn’t seem like a big deal at first until I then felt …

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Body Quit Welding

I’ve been welding for three days straight, without a single break. Well, I suppose writing this counts as a break, but I’ll explain that later. Really, I’ve stopped welding now, but not because I wanted to. I think this is getting confusing, so let me go back a bit. Basically, my girlfriend recently broke up …

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The Final Workshop

The final letter from my father led me back to Victoria. Although I was supposed to go to a mechanic in Hawthorn, I didn’t feel quite ready yet. I still had a lot to process. After the long drive from Queensland, though, I did actually need some car repairs. So I drove toward the city …

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Book Marketing

I’ve been thinking about how I am possibly going to market myself as an author when I (hopefully) land a literary agent and a publisher. It’s something that fills me with great anxiety, as my entire career and future could depend on how good my marketing is. Unfortunately, when you get a book deal the …

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Need a Painter

I’ve been wanting to get in contact with a painter for a while now, as I have a pretty big project for them. The problem is that I don’t have a computer in my home, nor do I want one. My mobile is one of the old flip phones, so I can’t access the internet …

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Stopping Space Wizard

Bandit and Frankie finally returned under the light of a full moon. They had plenty of hardware that I desperately needed and had even purchased plumbing supplies, despite the fact that I’d forgotten to put it on the list. We gathered at our secret base: the former director’s building for Australia’s Next Top Office. “Your …

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