Flowers speak volumes

It would seem that modern society got rid of the language of flowers quite a long time ago. That is rather unfortunate, seeing as we still have it where I’m from, and it’s very useful. We are taught from a very young age how to grow flowers, meaning that they’re in abundance: in homes, in …

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Party Theme Queen

Growing up, I always got to have elaborate themed birthday parties. I thought this was standard at the time, but in retrospect I can see that I had a grandmother on hand who was particularly enthusiastic about sewing costumes, building large-scale props out of cardboard and making unlikely things out of hollowed-out watermelons. Whether it …

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Trees Are the Way Forward?

OH. MY. LEAF-NESS. Leaves, trees…they have saved us all. And what a roller-coaster it’s been! For weeks now, we’ve all been waiting with baited breath for the creators of Week of Our Lives to announce whether the show has been cancelled or renewed, and finally we received our answer. The episode was bumper length, which …

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Belinda, Always Great Value

Oh, Belinda. If you weren’t utterly unbearable you’d be my favourite person in the office, because you’re actually great entertainment value. Such lies, such deceit, and all told with the straightest face, though sparkling white teeth. At least when she spent a whole week telling us all about the Sparkle-Tron 6000 she bought off the …

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Together, We Are Strong…

The family has always been together. That’s the way it’s always been, since the very early days when we were operating out of Urusai Castle. Everyone knew where we lived, and feared our killing efficiency. We were strong together, and no one would dare launch any sort of attack. Now the younger family members want …

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Renewable Brews

Frederick won’t shut about this warehouse renovation he’s planning. It sounds cool and all, but he’s forever up to something of this ilk. If I got excited at every little project he undertook, I’d never manage to draw breath. Still, this one does sound particularly cool. He’s transforming an old factory in the industrial zone …

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