I’ve been welding for three days straight, without a single break. Well, I suppose writing this counts as a break, but I’ll explain that later. Really, I’ve stopped welding now, but not because I wanted to. I think this is getting confusing, so let me go back a bit. Basically, my girlfriend recently broke up …
When I signed up for a family house swap, I actually thought it was going to be a family HOUSE swap. You know, swapping a house. Now we apparently have to live on a boat for the next six weeks, and not a houseboat either. Oh, no – this is an actual boat-boat, one that …
Fringe science is a lot more helpful than you might think. Sure, we use macabre and sometimes (often) disturbing methods that can never be spoken of in any public forum, but at least we get results. That’s what happens when you abandon all of your morals and have basically no oversight. Our unlimited budget helps …
Day 456 on the island: As it turns out, that old show lied. You actually can’t make everything out of coconuts. I managed to make a house out of them, and a decent set of bongos for when I get the urge to create some percussion. But you can’t make friends. Believe me, I’ve tried…they’re …