Have you played The Simmons: Office Edition? Evidently, the series has advanced a very long way since I last sat down to it, which makes sense – it’s been a good 15 years. I must say, the Simmons are living pretty cushy lives these days. I mean, their furniture looks more real than mine does. …
Hello, yes, I am human. The things I like are the water cooler talk and the watching of the Neat-Flicks and the ritual of courtships. Yep. Nailed it. And now, I need to get a job like the others. Back when I was just a simple computer I didn’t need a job…or rather, my job …
Sometimes, I wish I could turn back time. I mean, I’m not after anything major. Maybe just the ability to rewind the last three minutes or so. That way, whenever I do something incredibly cringeworthy (which, let’s be honest, is all the time) I could just go back and undo it all. Live a cringe-free …