For someone who grew up in a tent, moving into my own home, that I bought, is quite a big deal. I know my parents wouldn’t approve, but I’ve moved beyond that. I’ve moved past the mentality that walls are bad and the outdoors are the only…doors. People can be inside, it’s fine! Besides, tent …
It seems like they’ve moved my favourite show ‘Week of Our Lives’ to a new time slot this evening. It makes sense that people would be vying for such a prime time space, and tonight it’s been moved up to make way for the newest reality TV show to hit Australia.They probably pinched it from …
All these years later, and cars are still the safest way to travel. It’s true! I had a cousin who got hurt in a terrible underground accident (he didn’t mind the gap…if only someone had told him!). Before that, my other cousin tried to break the motorbike record for how many people could fit on …
It’s a proven scientific fact that colour makes people smile, probably. It has to be, because whenever you get a movie that’s meant to be all dark and dystopian, they always leech the colour right out of the whole thing. Even the logo gets all the colour taken out. Whereas montages of happy memories and …
Fringe science is a lot more helpful than you might think. Sure, we use macabre and sometimes (often) disturbing methods that can never be spoken of in any public forum, but at least we get results. That’s what happens when you abandon all of your morals and have basically no oversight. Our unlimited budget helps …
I swear, Mum and Dad have been trying to match-make me recently. Finally they take an interest in my love life, and it’s to try to micromanage things. I should’ve expected this ever since they learned that Ryan and I had become an item. A window washer, marrying into our esteemed family? This cannot be …
One day I’ll be able to get my own place…and it will be great. I know most people have their own place, of sorts, by the age of 32, but I just haven’t found the right girl yet. The right girl has to be into knitting as much as I am, and I just don’t …
Day 456 on the island: As it turns out, that old show lied. You actually can’t make everything out of coconuts. I managed to make a house out of them, and a decent set of bongos for when I get the urge to create some percussion. But you can’t make friends. Believe me, I’ve tried…they’re …
So they just said on the news that they’ve found water on Mars, which means we should be able to purchase property there by…ooh, maybe 2080? With the way medical science is going, I’ll probably last that long, so it might be a nice place to spend my retirement. That is, if there’s still retirement …
It would seem that modern society got rid of the language of flowers quite a long time ago. That is rather unfortunate, seeing as we still have it where I’m from, and it’s very useful. We are taught from a very young age how to grow flowers, meaning that they’re in abundance: in homes, in …