Property

Endless Paperwork

For someone who grew up in a tent, moving into my own home, that I bought, is quite a big deal. I know my parents wouldn’t approve, but I’ve moved beyond that. I’ve moved past the mentality that walls are bad and the outdoors are the only…doors. People can be inside, it’s fine! Besides, tent …

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Belinda, Always Great Value

Oh, Belinda. If you weren’t utterly unbearable you’d be my favourite person in the office, because you’re actually great entertainment value. Such lies, such deceit, and all told with the straightest face, though sparkling white teeth. At least when she spent a whole week telling us all about the Sparkle-Tron 6000 she bought off the …

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Together, We Are Strong…

The family has always been together. That’s the way it’s always been, since the very early days when we were operating out of Urusai Castle. Everyone knew where we lived, and feared our killing efficiency. We were strong together, and no one would dare launch any sort of attack. Now the younger family members want …

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