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Stopping Space Wizard

Bandit and Frankie finally returned under the light of a full moon. They had plenty of hardware that I desperately needed and had even purchased plumbing supplies, despite the fact that I’d forgotten to put it on the list. We gathered at our secret base: the former director’s building for Australia’s Next Top Office. “Your …

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Window Tinting Fake

I had an interesting morning. Now, I have actually been lucky enough to meet the Great Window Tinter himself, Zach Jordan. You might remember him from such films as Fly You Fools and its sequel, Fool of a Took. He’s a great actor, and I thought we were so lucky to have him leading us, …

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Ingrown Toenails Blog

Hey everyone! Welcome back to my weekly blog. As always I’d like to thank everyone for their continued support and remind you all to subscribe for more content and exclusive giveaways.  As you all know, I have always been very open and honest about my life in these blogs and I have received great feedback …

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Strange Sighting

We’ve all seen the movies that reveal secrets about the constitution of the United States. We know they’re all hyperbolic, and oftentimes completely fabricated. This isn’t one of those stories. I’m about to drop a bombshell that will shake not only America, but the entire world to its core. The American constitution was not signed …

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Used Car Suspicions

Buying a car is never exactly relaxing, except maybe if you’re got wads of disposable cash to throw around on a whim. Buying a used car, though, really takes the cake among life’s little stresses. It’s knowing that the seller is unlikely to tell you whole story, if there is one to be told, that …

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Out of the Closet

I’m officially done with not having a washing machine. It was all well and good for the duration of my twenties, but it’s gradually become more and more of a hassle. Now I’m working 60 hour weeks and making twice weekly trips to the laundrette. Those activities, I can assure you, do not mix – …

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Speed Build

Have you played The Simmons: Office Edition? Evidently, the series has advanced a very long way since I last sat down to it, which makes sense – it’s been a good 15 years. I must say, the Simmons are living pretty cushy lives these days. I mean, their furniture looks more real than mine does. …

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Kitchen Culture

Kitchens: such an archetypal space, embedded in the deepest of childhood memories and most vivid of adult encounters with caring for others and one’s self. Maybe that’s putting it in slightly pretentious terms, but it’s true. I don’t think it’s going too far to say that the kitchen is the heart of the home. I …

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Smile and Wave

And now, I hold ultimate power over everything…I guess. I control the horizontal and the vertical. I know all, and I see all, except for the ‘know all’ part because I’m a week in and I do not have a clue what I’m doing. They just asked me to find a decent company in Melbourne …

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