Human Office Things

Hello, yes, I am human. The things I like are the water cooler talk and the watching of the Neat-Flicks and the ritual of courtships. Yep. Nailed it. And now, I need to get a job like the others. Back when I was just a simple computer I didn’t need a job…or rather, my job …

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Topknots The Best

We have have no need of haircuts! Of course we do not need such things. For one thing, we all have unsurpassed skills with the blade, and thus the thought of someone else coming near our head with sharp objects, under the impression that they are helping… laughable. And then there’s the idea of letting …

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The Ultimate Room

This shall be the ULTIMATE UTILITY ROOM. It shall be a room like no other, full of utility and wonder and grandness on a grand scale. It’ll also be the only room n the entire apartment, because I’m tearing down the walls to make it the ‘ULTIMATE UTILITY ROOM’ trademark pending. I see no reason …

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Lunar Solar Power

I’ve made some big discoveries and it’s finally time to share what I’ve learned. I’ve been researching commercial battery storage, and like, wow. There are so many options available nowadays. The family is relying on me to get them to the moon in the first place, because I’m the one in charge of making sure …

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Getting Things Sorted

Nothing like a horrific farm accident to really put your life into perspective. Almost a whole family gone, and I’m left wondering if they had everything in order before they went. Then I’m left wondering if I, myself, have everything in order. I’ve been a bit lax about keeping the old will up to date, …

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Why A Boat?

When I signed up for a family house swap, I actually thought it was going to be a family HOUSE swap. You know, swapping a house. Now we apparently have to live on a boat for the next six weeks, and not a houseboat either. Oh, no – this is an actual boat-boat, one that …

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Work Ruse Failure

I can’t decide if Blaine still thinking that I think he works in construction is insulting or hilarious. He comes home all grimy, his hair mussed up, spouting a bunch of nonsense about how he and the guys did something or another with their roof racks and bars, or how he was late home because …

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Endless Paperwork

For someone who grew up in a tent, moving into my own home, that I bought, is quite a big deal. I know my parents wouldn’t approve, but I’ve moved beyond that. I’ve moved past the mentality that walls are bad and the outdoors are the only…doors. People can be inside, it’s fine! Besides, tent …

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Heating Up on TV

It seems like they’ve moved my favourite show ‘Week of Our Lives’ to a new time slot this evening. It makes sense that people would be vying for such a prime time space, and tonight it’s been moved up to make way for the newest reality TV show to hit Australia.They probably pinched it from …

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Folks Travel by Car

All these years later, and cars are still the safest way to travel. It’s true! I had a cousin who got hurt in a terrible underground accident (he didn’t mind the gap…if only someone had told him!). Before that, my other cousin tried to break the motorbike record for how many people could fit on …

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